Srsly Wtf

Cuffs

I'm not sure if the show cops actually exists not or not, but this is hilarious. When I first heard the audio, I honestly thought it was a guy and his friend just playing around, but it's actually a black little person getting arrested, and proclaiming "I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!" I like how he doesn't even try to "break those cuffs." You've all probably heard the audio before, but I just wanted to share the actual video.

Trying the game out

Alright, i've had a change of heart, seeing that the price is going down, i'm gonna try it out. Tommorow i'm gonna drive down to Toy's R'us and buy the game and one of every element. Yes. So these are the Skylanders i'm gonna buy: Spyro, Gill grunt, Trigger happy, Eruptor, Stump Smash, Chop Chop, Bash and Sonic Boom. I'm on a trip to Texas, so i'll have to wait until I get to back to California to play it on my Xbox 360. I'll blog about it.

Skylanders are a load of bull

Alright, I went to my Cousin's house, he showed me this game called Skylanders, he really enjoys it.
I was wondering why he has all these figures of the characters in the game, it was a Wii game, I said to myself that the game must've been chocked full of level and stuff like that, unable to put actual characters in the game. (Wii discs are 2 gigs, last time I checked.) I asked him, he told he had to BUY these infernal pieces of plastic. They can't be that expensive, can they? So I checked the price on Google, to find out they're 10 DOLLARS EACH!!!

What happens every time you buy a Skylander.

I feel bad for my uncle, having to buy a Skylander every week (or day!) or so.

The Game sold extraordinarily well during the holidays, enough to fuel another set of toys and a sequel.

Anyway, my other little Cousin has this game, and he's relatively well with collecting the plastic toys,

"Oh man, this is awesome! The starter pack characters are great, and there are so many other dudes I can collect! I want this one and this one and this one! Not this one, maybe this one, this one looks stupid." And my other little cousin is more like this:

"I MUST HAVE ALL OF THESE. I WILL PLACE THEM ON MY SHELF, AND ONLY LOOK AT THEM WHEN THE TIME COMES TO DUST THEM."

in short, if this goes the way Activison plans, they will have too much money.

-Clyde out.

Stay up All Night and Not Wake Your Parents Up - wikiHow

How to Stay up All Night and Not Wake Your Parents Up

I'm going to do this, So i just decided to post it all together.

from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit

So you want to stay up all night? But your parents don't approve? This article will show you how to stay up all night without waking your parents up!

Steps

1. Get all your supplies together. These are things that will help you to stay awake such as, (NOTE: You do not need these things, they are all optional, but it will help if you have them.)

• Ice water

Soda

Laptop/computer

Handheld electronics

Headphones.

1. Make sure your parents are asleep. Wait at least an hour before you start doing things. You should do this because you might get caught.

Let the fun begin! Use you head phones or turn off the volume all the way on your laptop/computer or anything eles you are using.

• If you want to watch TV, move slowly. and quietly.

1. Hide what you are doing. Make sure that you can hear your parents coming when they do. If they do, quickly stop what you are doing, close the lid to your laptop, turn off the computer screen, turn off your electronic. If you are using a computer, make sure it appears to be off. If it is another electronic, hide it etheir under the blankets or your pillow. Try to make it appear as you are asleep.

• If you don't have enough time to hide what you are doing, just lay down and pretend to be asleep. Your parents will think you accidentally fell asleep.

1. Don't make a mess. If you do and your parents hear you, you won't have time to clean up and you could get busted.

• Do not use the microwave or any other kitchen appliance that makes noise!

1. If you are watching TV, and your parents get up, turn it off and make up an excuse like going in the kitchen and saying "i needed some water."

Stages

1. Stage 1: 9 p.m. - 12 a.m. This stage is all about preparation, Grab everything you need so you won't have to get out of bed.

Stage 2: 12 a.m. - 3 a.m. In this stage you should get on your computer and get on games or videos. This would also be a good time to eat your snackcakes and drink some water, and play on your electronics.

Stage 3: 3 a.m. - 6 a.m. This is the most difficult stage so be on high alert! this is where you're going to be most sleepy so it is suggested that you pour some cold water on your head and then dry the water off. This is a great way to wake you up!

Stage 4: 6 a.m. - 8 a.m. Since you've made it through the night just do early morning things such as taking a shower and getting ready for school or church.

Tips

• Close your door and roll up a towel to put below your door so if your parents get up they won't see the any lights that are on

Never read anything while you're online so you won't become sleepy

Silence is Key

An excellent excuse for being somewhere else in your house(other than your room) is that you heard a noise that was loud enough to wake you up so you wanted to check things out to see if everything is ok. If you have pets, say they were fighting and were making loud enough noises to wake you and went to see if they were ok and break up the fight(if you only have one pet, say they were constantly meowing/barking/ect. and wanted to see if they were ok) and turn off electronics if they come in

Warnings

• Perform at own risk

Be Quiet!

Things You'll Need

• Food

Water

Towel

Video Games (optional)

Computer

Silence

Related wikiHows

• How to Sneak Downstairs to Watch Tv at Night

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NC and AVGN pony fanart

Hey dudes. If you all don't know by now, I am a brony. Just not a hardcore, or associated with the herd. Anyway I also am a fan of the nostalgia critic and Avgn, so props to whoever made these:

This is cool.

Nice one!

All right, thats awesome.

But not to this: (Warning, Brain bleach may be required)

ACK!!!!!! BRAIN BLEACH PLZ!

So thats it, thanks for reading.

                                                    -Clyde

Finally, got a post out.

I know being inactive for 2-3 weeks after I created it, thats not a good sign. Anyway, I have posted my chatbox a couple hours after creating this blog. I bet you're wondering what I have been doing for those weeks. Well if you are I can tell you!
 1. School
2.Xbox 360
3.http://knowyourmeme.com/
4.http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page (facepalm)
5.http://3dsforums.com/
6.http://xat.com/
7.http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page
8.http:/youtube.com/
9.http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/
10.http://cinemassacre.com
And thats about it.

this pic is about exterminating the homo's
he is a homophobe.

I swear,Chris chan has more crap written about him than Spax3.Also he seems to have a comic named sonichu. The title alone makes me cringe, and that really says something. Its about Sonic getting fused with a random Pikachu, And more crap happens like he meets a cross between amy and a raichu. and they make a love shack or something. and then they need to get the dragon balls, chaos emeralds crystal pokeballs or something. Atrocious isn't it?

All of the amulets in there glory

Anyway, he has medallions in real life. (I shit you not). He made a crapload of them too. He hates xbox for some reason.

The real sonichu

Sonichu must've warped his mind, i'm pretty sure thats what happened I need to stop talking about this.


See you later dudes
                              -Clyde